My Romanov Songs: The Complete Collection

But that's a good thing in my opinion otherwise we would have such great Romanov-subbed songs now would we?

Yeah, that is to true

I like the Brady Bunch idea ...

Hmmmm, I'll have to give that one some thought

To me, Paul Alexandrovich's family would fit in well with the Brady Bunch theme! 

[Land Of The Lost with the Romanov's]

Land Of The Lost with the Romanov's

Imperial Family on Standart

Nicky and his family, on an Imperial family outing,
met the greatest earthquake ever known.
High on the rapids, that stuck that Imperial yacht.

Yacht goes over falls.
All:  AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

And plunged them down a thousand feet below.
To the Land Of The Lost-lost-lost-lost

T-Rex:  Growwelll!
Nicholas:  Come on, Alix, run!
Alexandra:  Let's go children!
OTMAA:  Let's get out of here!
NAOTMAA run, chased by the T-Rex.

To the Land Of The Lost.
To the Land Of The Lost-lost-lost-lost

NAOTMAA run into a cave to safety, T-Rex turns towards the camera and roars.

This must be the original Land of the Lost theme - the cheesy one. My older son was into the later one with Timothy Bottoms, which was on Nickelodeon in reruns. He was obsessed with dinosaurs, kind of like I'm obsessed with the Romanovs, so he came by it honestly.

Yeah, it's the one from the 1970's.  I loved this show as a kid (I have the DVD's).

[I Love The Romanovs (sung to the tune of the Discovery Channel Boom-De-Yada song)]

I Love The Romanovs (sung to the tune of the Discovery Channel Boom-De-Yada song)


I love the Empress
I love the Emperor too
I love dear OTMA
I love how Tatiana smiles
I love the Romanovs
And all their sights and sounds

Boom-De-Yada
Boom-De-Yada
Boom-De-Yada
Boom-De-Yada

I love the Standart
I love the Imperial Train
I love St. Petersburg
I love all Russian kings
I love the Romanovs
And all their elegance

Boom-De-Yada
Boom-De-Yada
Boom-De-Yada
Boom-De-Yada

I love the Tsaravitch
I love Nagorney
I love Livadia
I love the Faberge eggs
I love the Romanovs
They’re such a brilliant lot

Boom-De-Yada
Boom-De-Yada
Boom-De-Yada
Boom-De-Yada
Boom-De-Yada
Boom-De-Yada
Boom-De-Yada
Boom-De-Yada
Boom-De-Yada
Boom-De-Yada

[OTMA Days of Christmas (sung to the tune of Twelve Days Of Christmas)]

OTMA Days of Christmas  (sung to the tune of Twelve Days Of Christmas)


On the first Day Of Christmas, OTMA gave to me, imp Nastya climbing a pair tree..

On the second Day Of Christmas, OTMA gave to me, two imperial yachts,
and imp Nastya climbing a pair tree..

On the third Day Of Christmas, OTMA gave to me, three nice dinners,
two imperial yachts,
and imp Nastya climbing a pair tree..

On the fourth Day Of Christmas, OTMA gave to me, four bags of gold coins,
three nice dinners,
two imperial yachts,
and imp Nastya climbing a pair tree..

On the fifth Day Of Christmas, OTMA gave to me, five Faberge eggs.
Four bags of gold coins,
three nice dinners,
two imperial yachts,
and imp Nastya climbing a pair tree..

On the sixth Day Of Christmas, OTMA gave to me, six royal tours,
Five Faberge eggs.
Four bags of gold coins,
three nice dinners,
two imperial yachts,
and imp Nastya climbing a pair tree..

On the seventh Day Of Christmas, OTMA gave to me, seven dates with Tanya,
six royal tours.
Five Faberge eggs.
Four bags of gold coins,
three nice dinners,
two imperial yachts,
and imp Nastya climbing a pair tree..

On the eighth Day Of Christmas, OTMA gave to me, eight tabby cats,
seven dates with Tanya,
six royal tours.
Five Faberge eggs.
Four bags of gold coins,
three nice dinners,
two imperial yachts,
and imp Nastya climbing a pair tree..

On the ninth Day Of Christmas, OTMA gave to me, nine carriage horse rides,
eight tabby cats,
seven dates with Tanya,
six royal tours,
Five Faberge eggs.
Four bags of gold coins,
three nice dinners,
two imperial yachts,
and imp Nastya climbing a pair tree..

On the tenth Day Of Christmas, OTMA gave to me, ten impish pranks,
nine carriage horse rides,
eight tabby cats,
seven dates with Tanya,
six royal tours.
Five Faberge eggs.
Four bags of gold coins,
three nice dinners,
two imperial yachts,
and imp Nastya climbing a pair tree..

On the eleventh Day Of Christmas, OTMA gave to me, eleven Cossacks singing,
ten impish pranks,
nine carriage horse rides,
eight tabby cats,
seven dates with Tanya,
six royal tours.
Five Faberge eggs.
Four bags of gold coins,
three nice dinners,
two imperial yachts,
and imp Nastya climbing a pair tree..

On the twelfth Day Of Christmas, OTMA gave to me, twelve personal autographs,
eleven Cossacks singing,
ten impish pranks,
nine carriage horse rides,
eight tabby cats
seven dates with Tanya,
six royal tours.
Five Faberge eggs.
Four bags of gold coins,
three nice dinners,
two imperial yachts,
and imp Nastya climbing a pair tree.

Haha, nice Tim! Always a fun song to play around with.

For the third verse I was thinking "Three French Lessons" instead of "Hens". We could accompany them to Gilliard's classroom sessions. I know little French so it would take far more than three to get me speaking the language with any command, but it might be worth it just to hear that spot on Anastasia accent (and antics) people talked about :-)

I'm glad you liked it.

[Kumbaya: Romanov Version]

Kumbaya: Romanov Version

 
Kum bay ya, my Tsar, kum bay ya;
Kum bay ya, my Tsar, kum bay ya;
Kum bay ya, my Tsar, kum bay ya,
O Tsar, kum bay ya.

Alexandra's praying, my Tsar, kum bay ya;
Alexandra's praying, my Tsar, kum bay ya;
Alexandra's praying, my Tsar, kum bay ya,
O Tsar, kum bay ya.

Kum bay ya, my Tsar, kum bay ya;
Kum bay ya, my Tsar, kum bay ya;
Kum bay ya, my Tsar, kum bay ya,
O Tsar, kum bay ya.

Anastasia's laughing, my Tsar, kum bay ya;
Anastasia's laughing, my Tsar, kum bay ya;
Anastasia's laughing, my Tsar, kum bay ya,
O Tsar, kum bay ya.

Tatiana's singing, my Tsar, kum bay ya;
Tatiana's singing, my Tsar, kum bay ya;
Tatiana's singing, my Tsar, kum bay ya,
O Tsar, kum bay ya.

Olga's playing, my Tsar, kum bay ya;
Olga's playing, my Tsar, kum bay ya;
Olga's playing, my Tsar, kum bay ya,
O Tsar, kum bay ya.

Maria's dancing, my Tsar, kum bay ya;
Maria's dancing, my Tsar, kum bay ya;
Maria's dancing, my Tsar, kum bay ya,
O Tsar, kum bay ya.

Alexei's sleeping, my Tsar, kum bay ya;
Alexei's sleeping, my Tsar, kum bay ya;
Alexei's sleeping, my Tsar, kum bay ya,
O Tsar, kum bay ya.

Kum bay ya, my Tsar, kum bay ya;
Kum bay ya, my Tsar, kum bay ya;
Kum bay ya, my Tsar, kum bay ya,
O Tsar, kum bay ya.

[It's Always An OTMA Time (sung to the tune of Good Time)]

It's Always An OTMA Time (sung to the tune of Good Time)


Woah-oh-oh-oh
It's always an OTMA time
Woah-oh-oh-oh
It's always an OTMA time
 
Woke up with a lovely song in my head.
What's with this Fabergé egg beside my bed?
Hands up if you want to have fun tonight.
Cuz It's always an OTMA time.
 
Slept in half the day like I didn't care.
Hopped into the coach, take me anywhere.
I'm in if you want to have fun tonight.
Cuz It's always an OTMA time.
 
Good morning and good night.
I wake up at twilight.
It's gonna be alright.
We don't even have to try.
It's always an OTMA time.
 
Woah-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh
It's always an OTMA time,
Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try.
It's always an OTMA time.
 
Freaked out, dropped my crown in the pool again.
Headed down to Livadia on the Imperial Train.
Let's hang out if you want to have fun tonight.
Cuz It's always an OTMA time.
 
Good morning and good night.
I wake up at twilight.
It's gonna be alright we don't even have to try.
It's always an OTMA time.
 
Woah-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh
It's always an OTMA time.
Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try.
It's always an OTMA time.
 
Woah-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh
It's always an OTMA time.
Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try.
It's always an OTMA time.
 
Doesn't matter when.
It's always an OTMA time then.
Doesn't matter where.
It's always an OTMA time there .
Doesn't matter when.
It's always an OTMA time then.
 
(shout) It's always an OTMA time!

Woah-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh
It's always an OTMA time
Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try.
It's always an OTMA time.

Woah-oh-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh
It's always an OTMA time
Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try.
It's always an OTMA time.