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Re: Funny pics!
« Reply #270 on: August 31, 2005, 05:53:12 PM »
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.............please excuse me while I go puke yet again.

Just joking, Grand Duke..


Go to school, girl!
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« Reply #271 on: August 31, 2005, 06:01:04 PM »
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Only to yourself, you ridiculous old moth-eaten grand ducal booby!


We Royality are just narcissist and that's a fact!  ;D
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Re: Funny pics!
« Reply #272 on: September 01, 2005, 01:31:07 AM »
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Go to school, girl!




Now Grand Duke, did I not tell you I was joking?? ;D ;D ;D ;D



I have been to school, and I think I have finally worked it out--I can't divide, multiply,subtract or add fractions. ;D ;D If only I listened instead of playing ruler wars with my dear friend Bridget...(as a result of that, I had to write out my times tables up to 12 ten times).



<Smiths chips is zapped> ARRRRGH!!! MY PRECIOUS LOOKS WILL FADE AWAY IF THIS KEEPS HAPPENING!!Can't we just have grandfather clocks chucked at us instead??

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Re: Funny pics!
« Reply #273 on: September 01, 2005, 02:56:10 AM »
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Picture 1: the Queen greeting Donielle!  ;D


Wow!  I knew Donielle was a redhead...and she has mentioned body hair before but I didn't quite envisage this  :o ...never mind Donielle, we still love ya...and I wouldn't even consider the electrolysis, if I were you... ;D

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« Reply #274 on: September 01, 2005, 04:44:55 AM »
Oh For heaven's sake!It's an adorable Highland calf!!!Look at that face,such a beguiling little fellow.I've always loved animals,especially farm animals.I especially love this picture as it shows how much the queen herself adores them,though dressed in her nice clothes still attempts to touch the shy calf,precious.Grand Duke first you mistake me for an echidna,then a calf,for crying out loud.Just picture Grace Kelly,with a little Sophia Loren,a tad of Linda Evangelista and a smidgen of Elle MacPherson,all covered with thick black hominid/primate fur.Then you have the picture.BTW,I am available to be booked for private parties/benefits,I start at 31,000.000 per song.I usually start the show with my standards''Born Free" and "The Girl that I Marry".Thank you.

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« Reply #275 on: September 01, 2005, 10:18:22 AM »
Take no notice, Donielle! I suspect there is more than a hint of jealousy creeping into this thread - many people envy your beautiful fur coat and envy can make people say things that are rather unkind.  ;D ;D

"A highland calf! you said? Did you not mention that your family came from Scotland.... ;

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« Reply #276 on: September 01, 2005, 12:00:13 PM »
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That's too much!! ;D

How can you ask the Queen to take off her shoes! ???

It's incredible, poor old Lady...

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« Reply #277 on: September 01, 2005, 12:06:54 PM »
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That's too much!! ;D

How can you ask the Queen to take off her shoes! ???

It's incredible, poor old Lady...


Those socks are nice ;)

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Re: Funny pics!
« Reply #278 on: September 01, 2005, 12:44:39 PM »
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Take no notice, Donielle! I suspect there is more than a hint of jealousy creeping into this thread - many people envy your beautiful fur coat and envy can make people say things that are rather unkind.  ;D ;D

"A highland calf! you said? Did you not mention that your family came from Scotland.... ;
Exactly,With that same Scot attitude,After all, claymores weren't exactly kebab skewers were they???? ;) ;)

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« Reply #279 on: September 01, 2005, 12:48:56 PM »
Don't worry dearest Blu,My skin is not only covered with fur that glistens in the sun and is a soft as eiderdown,it is extremely tough as well.You are a treasure. :-*

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Re: Funny pics!
« Reply #280 on: September 01, 2005, 04:58:39 PM »
That Tom Cruise is such a versatile actor - here he is as QV!

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« Reply #281 on: September 01, 2005, 05:05:12 PM »
LOLROFLMAO!!


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« Reply #282 on: September 01, 2005, 05:07:30 PM »
I just realised that I am a God........bow down to me NOW!!

LOL....

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« Reply #283 on: September 02, 2005, 08:44:01 AM »
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That Tom Cruise is such a versatile actor - here he is as QV!


Now, that's a Tom Cruise movie I would actually pay to see!
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Re: Funny pics!
« Reply #284 on: September 02, 2005, 09:51:19 AM »
Congats on your new divine status, Smiths chips.

And emeraldeyes, I agree, I would pay to see this. But if Tom if QV, who is Albert?  ;D
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