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Having Fun! / Re: Ducal Desire-The novel
« on: December 30, 2005, 09:01:09 AM »
The reception hall seemed deserted.Not a creature was stirring not even a homeless gerbil....... :'( :'( :'(

Having Fun! / Re: Ducal Desire-The novel
« on: December 24, 2005, 11:11:12 AM »
When the little bear emerged from his comfort zone much to his surprise(and delight)the entire reception hall was hung with Mistletoe!Garlands of mistletoe,bunches in baskets ,vases and draped on mantels!Whoever or whatever this entity was ,it was quite obvious it was desperate for affection.The bruin puckered up and prepared for smooching! :-/

Having Fun! / Re: Ducal Desire-The novel
« on: December 20, 2005, 11:45:20 PM »
The sound of maniacal laughter could be heard,the violent force that had pried those doors was at work within the very walls that had been mortared to with stand evil forces from the outside!!!!What diabolical evil had surfaced that caused gnomes and bruins alike to recoil in fear and loathing?????A large and furry menacing shadow appeared on the wall of the reception hall....A platter of crab puffs flew into the air... and a 2liter bottle of Coca~Cola exploded......Little Tyrell buried his head into Lady Blu's ample bosom to hide,he was overcome with terror. :o

Having Fun! / Re: Ducal Desire-The novel
« on: November 07, 2005, 01:17:08 AM »
It WAS the wedding of the century!Unbeknownst to Donielle the lovely Trio of Duchesses had been planning the entire event!Donielle was to wed the Bear TWINS!That's right a double ring ceremony,in the Rose Garden!!!The blushing bride now clad in virginal white, was led down the aisle by the old Gardener.The Grand Duke overome with emotion held his lace hankerchief tightly as he read the vows to the happy trio.When he got to the part"You may now KISS the bride"Both bears jumped at the offer,unable to withstand the weight of the two bruins she fell backwards into the nine tier wedding cake......... :P

Having Fun! / Re: Olishka(or Olga)Cheesums-my new lil pet!
« on: November 06, 2005, 09:58:15 PM »
Please make sure you diaper that rat as they have NO control over their bladders.Honestly I had several.Can be stinky!But,they do make nice pets otherwise. :)

The Windsors / Re: Balcony Pictures
« on: November 06, 2005, 08:24:13 AM »
Grand Duchess Ella and Lord Palimpsest,

This thread has been a major success due to your contributions.  On behalf of all the lazy people (myself included) and all the people too cheap to buy a scanner and really contribute (myself included) blogging on the AP Forum, please accept our humble thanks for all your hard work and the enjoyment you give.


Our lovable Tampa is another star,(happy be-lated B-day,Duchess)She also speaks for me with this post! ;D ;D ;D ;D

The Windsors / Re: Balcony Pictures
« on: November 06, 2005, 08:02:50 AM »
Me too. Thanks so much GD Ella for posting that. I had never seen it before.

Ella,I am always awed by your contributions here and your knowledge,always offered in a crisp and factual way.You also have the gift of sharing personally events in your life and family,this I find endearing ,to me you are very wonderful ,and the work you do here, irreplaceable.Thanks Ella,you are a gem.

Imperial Russian Antiques / Re: Russian Royal Jewels
« on: November 02, 2005, 01:42:20 PM »
I found this link and was struck by the beauty of the Russian Fields tiara.This I had never seen

I believe what happened in the cellar at Impatiev house was so brutal and executed with such horrific violence that no one survived the massacre.Not even the family dog.Terrible,terrible end that noone should have to suffer.-D- Iam 48,American of Scot/Brit ancestry,woman,who kind of likes cats ...felines are unpredictable in many instances :-/

The Windsors / Re: Funny Pictures Part 2
« on: November 01, 2005, 06:21:22 PM »
These are fabulous,thank you Ella and Grace. ;D

The Windsors / Re: Funny Pictures Part 2
« on: October 31, 2005, 08:26:44 PM »
He certainly seems to be straining to prune that twig :-/Or is he anticipating the festivities yet to come at Donielle's birthday bash,which he had the good fortune to be invited to!October 29th at 8:00p.m,Come as you are! :-* :-* :-*

The Windsors / Re: Charles, Prince of Wales and Duke of Cornwall
« on: October 31, 2005, 01:39:26 PM »
Charles is Scorpion.Being one myself,I do understand alot about his personality.Shrewd,and single-minded,and tenacious.More often than not ,ignoring sound advice and tradition to go his own way,whatever the consequences may be.He may be looking for sympathy,but believe me if he doesn't get it,it really does not matter to him.Self-contained and sufficient he will survive,clinging to his ideology and his dreams of Utopia.Don't worry about this guy,he has more than nine lives. ;)

Having Fun! / Re: Ducal Desire-The novel
« on: October 31, 2005, 01:01:49 PM »
But the Grand Duke's effort was fornaught.The voyeur garden gnome( the drool still evident ,on his long white beard )had already succumbed to the sight,long before the lunge of the Grand Duke's sword.His eyeballs had literally become golf balls of salt and dropped out of his head.Thus,was the price the foolish gnome had paid for his folly.As he lay on the ground,a pathetic heap of perversion ,the sound of laughter could be heard from the Rose garden just south of the old yew hedge.....

Forum Announcements / Re: Spare a little prayer, please...
« on: October 31, 2005, 12:51:19 PM »
Gr.Rpr. Kim,Hope things are better.I''ll say a prayer for all . :)-D

Having Fun! / Re: Ducal Desire-The novel
« on: October 30, 2005, 10:17:28 PM »
Donielle popped the cap to a ice cold bottle of "Mad Monk Ale"MMMmmmmmm,startling ,interesting bouquet,musky, skunk- like , to the palate.....She leaned against the pumpkin in her cheese duds and contemplated the meaning of her existence.Was her lot just to change the Ducal toilet paper rolls and endure the pawings of the twins?Was it to run helter-skelter running errands for self important,pompous personages?Was it to sit sprawled in a pumpkin patch clad in nothing but a bikini made of cheddar,chugging brew?NO!!No!!NO!!!She raged,tossing the cheese into the neighboring woods she ran .Clad in nothing but the gossamer of truth and enlightenment!To the thatched cottage of the wise old crone she fled,her heels winged like the feet of Mercury himself!!!!!!

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