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Well, I have heard rumors that Terminix includes a bite sized portion of the Mega Kid's Meal in their exterminations, and now that the seasons are shifting, I have noticed more insect activity than usual throughout the palace.  And if the Tsar(s) consume at least a two entire servings of the said meal when all that Treminix dares to use is one small portion, imagine the effects it would have on the termite (but more importantly, the caterpillar) population!  Of course, the entire city of Tsarskoe and surrounding campsites would have to be evacuated in the general region of Honduras.  But as they say, no good deed goes unpunished.

And of course I'm doing well in school...  Every chance I get in between my recordings and Hollywood parties (I hear Miss Lohan has a smashing one coming soon that I will find a way into) you'll see me studiously flying just in time for class in my private jet.  Of course, depending on whether you consider lunch a subject or not, studious may be an overstatement.

GD Shvib... cleaning out Vivienne Westwood in her Galliano gown

Dearest GD Janet:

You have a worldwide reputation as one of the best and most accomplished Grand Duchesses. 

And when I say that, I think I speak for all the grand duchesses in Tsarskoe Selo (including all of the wannabes camping out in the main foyer with their plastic tiaras). 

I know that you are not aware of this, dearest darlingest Tsar Doug, but after you consume GD Janet's Number 6 (aka the Janet Taco a la Tsarskoe Mega Kids Meal), the palace does have a tendency to aquire I new scent, if you get my meaning.  I humbly believe that any GD without the natural blessing of seasonal allergies deserves a little recognition for being able to survive without nasal injuries thus far.  This scent may be natural to you, but I for one have not had enough time (nor enough Bath and Body Works body spray) to become immune to this very distinctive Mega Kids smell.  No offense of course. ;D

The Glamorous,
GD Shvib... incroyably Shviblicious

Speaking of great talented gals...

Ah, yes, my glamorous Claimants, it is little me, back from Paris!  (Not the French one, sillies, not after my infamous incident that happened to, uh, banish us from France.  The warning the prime minister gave me was very clear and direct--although I beg to differ that a nice gunning down is not the most royal of flushes.) 

Actually, I have just flown in from some little town on the outskirts of the highly-acclaimed American town known as Hollywood, where I have been utterly busy with my latest smash hit, "The Grand-Dutchess".  You see, yours truly has finally decided to make something of her illustrious and outstanding musical abilities, and what better place to bring her sexy back than Hollywood?  I felt that I needed to reveal my glamor to the world, to show them what really GDs are made of.  Bling. Yes.   

But I have been unfortunately informed not too long ago of a terrible plagiarist act, committed by that Miz Stacy Fergison, who illegally and unjustly smuggled my smashing records and twisted them to compliment her, even going as far as to name her own album, "The Dutchess."  It is a soberly horrendous crime that has brought a terrible stain upon my fame and musical career, a young bud of new lust sadly snipped from its stem. A new life ushered innocently into the world of cinema and song, only to be pushed aside by the shadow of greedy selflessness. *tear*

But anyway, I thought I would just like to make my glamorous entrance before my leave, since, as you know, the life as a pop diva GD is one that never leaves the fast lane. 8)

The GD/GP "I'm the S to the H the V the I the B"

Forum Announcements / Re: Temporary Goodbye
« on: August 27, 2006, 11:04:29 AM »
Aw, thank you very much, Imperial Angel. ^^  That means a lot to me.

I forgot in my first post to thank all those people that have befriended me throughout my time here at AP.  I especially wanted to thank Anna, who was always there for me even when I was maddeningly annoying. ^^  Thank you so much! 

God bless.

Forum Announcements / Temporary Goodbye
« on: August 15, 2006, 01:18:53 PM »
Hello everyone!  Wow, this place is a sight for weary eyes! I can't believe how far this place has come, and it definately deserves an applause.

Unfortunately, my computer loves me so much that it has fobidden me to access this wonderful forum.  It's not the end of the world, seeing as there are other computers out there, but I won't be able to get on as much as I would like to.  But then again, this site has advanced so quickly and there are so many intelligent and new members, I haven't been able to keep up anyway.  I'm way behind on my reading due to reality and all of impediments it hands us, so I haven't been able to really contribute much to anything as I should.  But someday in the future, I'm sincerely hoping to become as active as I once was, but for now, I'll simply be an on-and-off lurker. =P

Well, to stop a post that could continue much farther, I'll just say goodbye, and good luck to everyone.  And to Bob, congrats on such an absolutely wonderful site!

Until another time,
Shvibzik  :-*

But Auntie dearest, why must we clean up?  No one will be able to tell the difference anyway...

But if we must, we must, I suppose.  Just give me a minute to summon the 16th Nanny Division.


Or are you just afraid, dearest aunt? :-? Hm, I wonder.

As for my other auntie, Anna, I will join your campaign.  If fact, today I managed to slip some T.D.'s sleeping pills into the Empress's tea, so we are now free to scribble on her face--she needs a makeover anyway.  

Permanent markers must be paid for at the door, and royalty gets a discount. 8-)

GD Shvibzik  

Imperial Claimants Post Here / Re: AA Looks Like...?
« on: April 04, 2006, 05:24:23 PM »
Anna Anderson seemed to be a chameleon, and resembled any number of people-I guess...
And she looks like one [a chameleon], too! ;D

Forum Announcements / Re: Welcome to the IMPROVED Forum!
« on: March 25, 2006, 05:45:55 PM »
All I can say is WOW.  Everything looks so...professional. :P I went to change my profile and got lost. ;D

My only real complaint is the smilies.  I miss the old ones!

::) ::) ::)


Here comes the scandale royale:
Now they're going to accuse me of being Tsar Doug's alter ego.

Have you ever seen us both at the same time Janet dear? hehehehe


I won't ask. :-X

GD Shvibzik

Patience, patience Auntie.  We all need time to go through the entire color prisim to find the color that goes best with our bling.  Bling is everything, as Anna says.  And who can argue that?

The only problem is, my bling has been stolen >:(, so I do not know which color to settle on (especially with my every-day clothes :-/).  I've heard rumors from the servants that the bling has been taken to replace the golden coins in the eggs, since the Chocolate Factory is going on strike. :-X  


Sometimes I wear the soupboat for a hat.  It gets lots of laughs.

T.D., you get lots of laughs anyway. ;)

GD Shvibzik, ice cream addictee

Imperial Claimants Post Here / Re: Imperial Claimants...the 7th Chapter
« on: February 28, 2006, 06:16:41 PM »
I'm actually quite a shy little thing.  :-*

It shows, Auntie dear, it shows. ;)

As for the so-called rebellion, I'm ready on the boat below deck, my Super Soaker 9000 loaded and ready.  Now grab your eyepatches and let's go, ye maties!  

Shvibzik, looking out across the big blue through her plastic eye glass that Scuttle gave me 8)

P.S. The "9000" stands for the gallons it holds, mind. ;) ;D

Imperial Claimants Post Here / Re: Imperial Claimants...the 7th Chapter
« on: February 23, 2006, 05:42:01 PM »
And Cuba is lovely at this time of year.

At least it's warm.  Today I was practicing my trapezing in my fur coat(s), and the clowns tried to lasso me, shouting something about a bear escaping. :-X ::)  

Shvibzik, who can be as scary as a bear ;)  

Imperial Claimants Post Here / Re: Imperial Claimants...the 7th Chapter
« on: February 21, 2006, 03:19:23 PM »
I saw today in the Tsarskoe Daily that the crest has been changed from an eagle to a monkey. :o  All Russian objects with the crest have been called back.  India caught wind of this monkey business and have considered worshiping monkeys instead of cows. :-/ ::)

Some think that a monkey best describes the autocracy anyway. :-X ;)

Tapping her chin,

P.S.  A. Janet: gasp :o

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