American version of an "imperial" claimant...

[helenazar]

This guy, "Rockefeller" reminds me in a lot of ways of Romanov claimants, especially Anna Anderson... except he had multiple identities until he stumbled upon one which gave him the most "profit"...

At various times of his llife he was:

• A German student named Christian Karl Gerhartsreiter who lived with families in Connecticut until he wore their hospitality thin.

• A teen husband who left his wife in Wisconsin a day after they wed.

• A Wall Street bond salesman named Christopher Crowe, who talked a good game but rarely closed a deal.

• A guesthouse tenant named Christopher Chichester, long suspected in the disappeareance and presumed deaths of the couple who owned the San Marino, California, home.

• And finally, Clark Rockefeller, a stay-at-home dad who lived in a $2 million brownstone in Boston's tony Beacon Hill neighborhood until his wealthy wife divorced him when she grew suspicious of his background.

He has been getting away with this for many years... Not bad... Just goes to show you how universal this "claimant" business is...


http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/08/11/rockefeller.mystery.ap/index.html

[Douglas]

Yeahha.....I know it feels.  People are starting to question my identity on many websites.   It is just so hard to be  just one person.  It's more fun to be someone different on every website.

On this W/S I play my real self....Tsar of Russia.

Doug.....

[Valmont]

I know how you feel my dear Nephew,
As I have always said " Truth is hard to hide"

[Janet_W.]

More unfavorable publicity to tar the Imperial Claimants, that's 'ow I see it.

I mean, that's how I see it. Being born an Imperial GD/GP, I am always phonetically correct. It's in me bloodlines.

Yours very truly,

Eliza Dolittle--I mean, the GD/GP Janet

[Robert_Hall]

Well, I can do it to- I am not only  an Imperial Grand Prince of the Heavenly Court of the Forbidden  City, in exile, T'ang Dynasty  [I am not Chinese, btw] but also a  Count of the Imperial Court of the Emperor Norton of  San Francisco. I am also am  HRH, {Honourable Robert Hall] in  England. That should do it for now, but I would not mind being a Rockefeller as well.
 In all humilty,
 Robert

[Douglas]

Oh my God Robert!!! 

 You're a member in good standing at the Court of Emperor Norton?  I bow before you.  I had no idea.  The only thing I heard was a rumor once.  I checked with Maury of that TV show.   He said you  might be but DNA would have to prove it.  Screw the DNA....you are .

I have to tell all my neighbors now that I know a royal person in Nortons'  Court Imperiale.   I even love  the little sourdough snacks he makes. 

You have more honors than that wierd looking boy that won all that gold in China.  Just fantastic.

Tsar Douglas....sadly I have just one title. 

[Douglas]

Oh Janet......hello there.   See,... you can't really hide the fact of your oh so umble background.  It always comes  out in the way they speak.  Cockney my luv.  Yeahha, we're erd that before hereabouts. 

I recall that lovely Polish accent of Anna Anderson.  My Gott what a fraud that was.

Even Tsar Val, with his German accent, can pass for royalty...sort of.

Even our dear Helen Azarski is of the royal birth.  I want to get a sample of her DNA but it may not be available until Holloween when she wears her Queen of Russia gown for Madi Gras.

D.

[Robert_Hall]

There is no such thing as Queen of Russia. Well, come to think of it, maybe there is... And, The Emperor Norton is long dead, but his court and sourdough  treats  still live on!, Just like most fantasies.
 And Tsar Douglas, you may see me soon at you own court.
 DNA  not withstanding.

[Valmont]

GERMAN? ? ? ? ?.. I thought it was "Latin" accent..

My dear Douglas, next time I go to the "As seen on TV" store, I'll buy you one of those hearing aids fantastic- fabulous gadgets to replace that old hearing bull horn, it's not working anymore.

The "as seen on TV" Tsar Valmont

[Douglas]

So sorry Val, I was confusing you with those German bois  from Brazil .  So many royals and so many countries, I just get them all mixed up.  Oh, and thanks for the heads up on the fab hearing aid thingy.  I don't usually wear one because the GDs are always asking for my credit card and I don't want to hear them.  You know how it is with those girls  and their spending me into the poorhouse.

I do hear that Count Robert may be stepping into that flower patch known as the Claimants thread.  It was actually started by a certain Mr Anderson many years ago and subsequently taken over by that unruly royal mob that we have now.  I understand they are more fun than a box of birds, so to speak.

Prince N?   Just forget the whole thing, Val.  I found out he was not a streetcar conductor but is a bread  and candlestick maker.

Tsar Douglas........awaiting the arrival of GD Anna and her secretary and cook.

[Robert_Hall]

Dear Tsar Douglas- that box of birds  will soon have a cat in it!

[Janet_W.]

Telegram For Tsar Doug:

Oooowwwwwww!