Dear Rodger, Anna, Jane, Naaotma -
As for my application to be Tsar I forgot to mention my best qualification to be Tsar. That being - I am not Russian [ I am part German]. How's that for points?
A bribe you say? Goodness gracious, I wouldn't think of such a low thing. That's outrageous! I only offer what is availlable in the vast and well stocked Imperial accounts.
Maybe you feel I should have offered you, Rodger, a special place at Court. I offer you my humble apology. What is it, Sir, that you desire?
Yes, that little dog is just fine, Naaotma. I can add my black russian cat to the cast. I call him the Imperial cat.
Anna, oh yes, I have nice eyes but I don't smoke or drink. But I could have a little sip of wine now and then just for old times sake.
Jane...we definately need your wonderful talent for fixing up the palaces. Forget the budget, we can do it up in whatever style you like. Just as long as it conforms to Imperial standards.
As for the vodka. You are so naughty, Jane, but you do have my vote for high and noble position.
BTW, my first order of Imperial business may be to put an end to that pesky Claimant Committee. I want the Committee members to be sure to pack some warm clothes. I'll leave it at that of you get my drift.
Lastly, no members of Anna Anderson's family are to ever come to the front door of the palace. I'll see them in the kitchen by the backdoor, if you don't mind.
Warm regards for all who aspire to summer cruises on our new yacht,
, Douglas