Imperial Family Claimants Post Here . . .

[Janet_W.]

Perhaps it's my frothy blonde wig, or maybe it's those glasses and glasses of champagne, but even I (or should that be "we"?) am having a difficult time understanding the most recent posts.

For example . . . Tsar Doug, did you say that I have a new husband? Does that mean Junior and I were married at sea? Quite frankly, T.D., if that happened, I'm sure I don't remember it!  

I would address the issue of trees versus fleas, but my head is beginning to hurt   . . .  more champagne, please!

The ever-so-tipsy

GD/GP Janet

[anna]

Dearies,

Pravo dearie, thanks so much for rescuing us, I could do with a little rest after this adventure, but I foresee new ones.
Tati my dearest I promiss you, when you're old and grey and look back on these happy days you'll be grateful spending them with me. .

Dougie dear, some like it hot and some have it not, so sorry to hear the Empress has left you I know there's a discussion group for divorced royals, you must get her out of your system. Btw I'm having that same gracile figure as your ex, you know where to sent those beautiful gowns, I love that big white hat with feathers.
Oh, and on her dressing table there's a little box with some brooches ....maybe you could..... well you can't wear them.

No GD/Janet you're not married yet my dearie, only engaged to Joseph...sorry Junior.We have to make wedding arrangements. I would suggest Valmontsky palace, don't know if the  place is ready for the ceremony, but Macdonalds is a good alternative. The wedding banquet can be served on disposable dishes, so we don't have to do the washing-up,and the sooner we can have our feets of the floor.
There will be a great choir and balalaika orchestra, of course I shall play some of my greatest hits as a special gift to the wedding couple.
We musn't forget to make suitable table arangements (Dougie must not be seated next to cousin Wally, remember the last duel).

GD Janet dearie you're quite sure about making this misstake....I mean... step? Well, Dougie dear will hand you over to the groom. Does the latter fit the traditional silver wedding robe?

Tati, Melissa and I will of course be your bridesmaids and some budgies on the veil and train gives a stunning effect.

Oh this all is sooo romantic Someday my prince on his white horse will come....

Anna

[Janet_W.]

Tsar Doug, if I am to be married, shouldn't you hang around instead of toodling off to San Diego? Picture it: All 5 foot 4 inches of you giving away all 6 feet of lil' ol' me.

There's a problem, tho . . . I don't think Junior knows that I've been wearing a blonde wig all this time. So how do I inform him of this subterfuge? After all, he's been very upfront with me . . . no secrets whatsoever.

It is tough to have a bolter for a wife--er, ex-wife. But dear me, as a peasant girl, she should have been sturdy enough to take it all . . . perhaps even help found a dynasty. Which makes me wonder . . . were you really married, Tsar Doug? Or have you been married to a "Potemkin wife" all along?

The not-so-blonde-afterall

GD/GP Janet

[Valmont]

Just to let you know.. Valtmontsky is finished and ready to receive you in a  Flamboyant open house.. Now, what color do you want the carpet to be??.. sugestions are very wellcome.
You do not need a map to get here. Just grab the first  cab that passes by, and ask the driver to take you to Valmontsky, It is the white palace  next to the race track.
Although  the palace is  finished, I would like  you to be here  a couple of days before the "Official" open house, first,  to have a great party  before the eyes of the world are set on us, and secound, because it would be some sort of "Rehearsal" and  we can smooth the edges before the Paparazzis get here.
You are all wellcome..

LET THE PARTY BEGIN !!

[Valmont]

GD / GP Janet... you are still my favorite niece... Don't you forget that....

Arturo Vega-Llausás

[Janet_W.]

Huzzah, Uncle Val! So happy to know that I am still your favorite niece!  

(BTW, how many nieces do you have?)

And now that Valmontsky is about ready to open . . . does that mean I can borrow it for my wedding?

The restored and hopeful

GD / GP Janet

[Janet_W.]

Attention All Royal Claimants (and shhh, we don't want Tsar Doug to hear this):

It would appear that our most royal Tsar D. has gone overboard, i.e., mental. Perhaps it was that fateful voyage of the Nahlin. Or possibly his consort leaving him. (And I'm beginning to wonder if that marriage was legal, anyway . . . note that he mentioned being married by an altered boy . . . )

This latest news about hobnobbing with Lillibet the Mechanic has me truly concerned . . . I don't know, perhaps he was hit over the head. Or are we living in a parallel universe . . . or perhaps I am the needy one?

Truly, I think not.

Not after going off the champagne, anywho.

Anyway, I cannot proceed with any nuptuals until T.D. is "in a better place."

Perhaps we need to send him to Biarritz or Casablanca to take the waters. Or maybe pick out a little cottage, just for him, until he shows signs of improvement. At any rate, I do not think he should be walking the streets, or even sailing about the harbor.

Feedback is appreciated.

The Concerned GD/GP Janet

[Janet_W.]

Psst, Claimants, I think we need to think about setting up an intervention.

Cautiously yours,

The GD/GP Janet

[AnBhanfhaidh]

GD/GP Janet:
   If you are truly concerned about the mental well-being of our sovereign, you might consider intervention along the lines of the chair and straps ala "The Madness of King George III". Those English - they really know how to deal with a king!!!
    Always eager to help...Tati

[Janet_W.]

Tati, perhaps we can work out a game plan? Ah, but even with a game plan, we'll need to find the elusive Tsar Doug! Perhaps an APB?

Yours for the prevention of madness--

The GD/GP Janet

[anna]

Dearies,

Here we go again, The Madness of Tsar Doug..... his double personality is again peeping around the corner.
His last treatment didn't do him any good.  Sending him to Casablanca is too much of a risk..belly dancers, fata morgana's, no not a good idea, he must keep the brains cool. As time goes by, we girlies have to come up with something.
GD/Janet what about the wedding at Valmontsky, I expect you cancel the whole thing, due to the developments in our royal family.

All for one and one for all,

Anna

[Douglas]

Dearest Courtiers:  The best thing that you all can come up with at this point is an  apology for this very uncivil attack upon my  mental state which is  in complete remission and out to lunch.  As to my whereabouts...that is a state secret that only my valet and the captain of this yacht knowns. Please do not send any food to me as it is all being tested at this time.  Trick or Treat!  "D"

[anna]

Sigh.............. :-/


Anna

[Janet_W.]

Dear Tsar Doug--

The wedding preparations are in full swing, the courtiers are amassing, Valmontsky is fabulous, and all we need is YOU. So, come out come out wherever you are, because it just won't be a royal wedding without your presence.  

The All-My-Happiness-Depends-On-You

GD/GP Janet  

P.S. We have a tower suite waiting for you that I just know you'll adore.  

[Douglas]

Dearet GD  Jane:  Thank you for your apology...now back to more important matters  like the Tower where I will be staying.  Let's hope it is not the Tower of Terror like the one I visited at Walt Disneyland.  Yikes, I wet my pants on that one...very embarrassing.  "D"

Hello: Anna.... I will not be wearing any costume for Holloween [an American festival].    My advisors say that I'm very scary enough in my Tsar regalia to cause any five year old to run  for his mommy without the candy.  "D"