From Nicholas and Alexandra by Robert K. Massie (just received!:) ) Don't shoot the messenger, as in similar posts, I just want to enjoy and share funny stories of the Heir:
Part 2, chapter 11, page 140:
"Once, at seven, he appeared in the middle of a review of the palace guard, riding a secretly borrowed bicycle across the parade ground. The astonished Tsar promptly halted the review and ordered every man to pursue, surround and capture the wobbling vehicle and it's delighted novice rider."
Same page/Part 2, chapter 11, page 140:
"At a children's party at which movies have been shown, Alexis suddenly led the children on top of the tables and began leaping wildly from table to table. When Derevenko and others tried to calm him, he shouted gaily, "All the grown-ups have to go," and tried to push them out the door."
Part 3, chapter 21, page 302:
"After lunch, the games often continued in the garden: "He dragged some of us off after lunch in the tent to a round fountain in the garden which had porpoise heads all round it, with two holes in each to represent the eyes. The game is to plug up these holes with one's fingers, then turn on the fountain full split and suddenly let go. The result was that I nearly drowned the Emperor and his son and they returned the compliment, and we all had to go back and change, laughing till we nearly cried." Nicholas, expecting that the Empress might disapprove of such rough games, wrote an explanatory note: "I am writing...having come in from the garden with wet sleeves and boots as Alexei has sprayed us at the fountain. It is his favorite game... peals of laughter ring out. I keep an eye in order to see that things do not go to far.""
Part 3, chapter 21, page 303:
"Once on a when the train stopped outside a town, "Alexei's cat ran away and hid under a big pile of board. We put on our great coats and went to look for her. Nagorny found her at once with a flashlight, but it took a long time to make the wretch come out. She would not listen to Alexei. At last, he caught her by one of her hind legs and dragged her through the narrow chink.""
Part 3, chapter 21, page 307:
""He is very proud of his stripes and more mischievous than ever," reported Hanbury-Williams. "At lunch the Tsarevich pushed all the cups, bread, toast, menus, etc. which he could get hold of across to me and then call the attention of his father to count all the pieces I had.""
There is one where some soldier's take his gun away, but I can't find it. I'll post it when I do.
We are getting along now -- that post is three months old.
Thankies!