I know what spotted dick is, but don't think I have ever heard of soused or dead baby. Sounds disgusting.
And speaking of cook books, one of my new arrivals is 100 recipes from the Court of Louis XIV. As the Court cooked for hundreds, these recipes have been modernised for 4-6. This is the English edition, the French is still on the way.
I have no problem with other people using Kindles, I see it all the time, especially on planes, as I travel so much. It does seem more compact than carrying a book around. I normally have a magazine- BBC History and perhaps a paperback. I usually buy books when I am away, and those I carry back. But Kindle is just not for me.