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Amusing Quotes
« on: March 12, 2013, 10:16:38 AM »
I occasionally run across quotes while looking up various things, so i thought we could collect quotes here that readers find amusing.  Here are a few to start:

"Neither a fortress nor a maidenhead holds out long once it begins to parley." (Benjamin Franklin)

"The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right." (Mark Twain)

"Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy."  (Albert Einstein)