Swole corps des pages - literally

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Queen EII's grand-nephew and former page and train carrier Arthur Chatto has announced to the world via Instagram how he has beefed up and become buff. See http://ru-royalty.livejournal.com/5133043.html
The best comment is:
Это ж сколько весит её шлейф, если паж в такой форме?!
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How much does her train weigh, if her page is in such shape?!
LOL!

(Note that the Russian word for "train" in this context is шлейф, directly from German Schleif.)

[TimM]

I corrected your mistake.

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I corrected your mistake.

Thank you!

[TimM]

No problem.

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More yummy corps des pages, or rather cute air cadets, in a homoerotic hommage parody that evidently has caused a national outrage and then a massive support wave in Russia (read the text below video): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziobVkPRKto

The massive show of support (among them tankers dancing their own hommage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5GRw-yl5dU) is a sign that Russia's young are not OK with Putin's use of homophobia as a political tool.

Liberal Novaya Gazeta headlines the news with rewriting the Russian pop song Танцуй, пока молодой, мальчик - Dance while you are young, boy as Танцуй, пока молодой, летчик -  Dance while you are young, airman.