You are a Habsburg holic if
1. The ring tone on your cell phone is either "The Radesky march" or "God Maintain and God protect our Emporer and our land.
2. You have lots of books ect on Austria
3. get upset on days when bad things happen to the Austrian empire
4. Thick the Empress Zite is a real babe
5. Cry when ever you see film clips of the battleship Szent Stephen sinking
6. Read all of "Austria Hungary's last war 1914-1918
7 Like Mozart and Walzing
8. Schlamperei sloathfullness AKA muddle is a normal state of affairs