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pinklady

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Imperial Family Claimants Part 11
« on: May 09, 2005, 06:52:27 AM »
Dearest friends and valued family members,
What a great idea from our darling Tsar Doug! ;D
Those imperial orders took far too long to load and read! ::)

NOW, looking so forward to seeing everybody transparent, I however shall not be as I am extremely modest and shy! ;)

Her Extreme Pinkness
Princess Pink
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etonexile

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Re: Imperial Family Claimants Part 11
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2005, 07:40:26 AM »
Thanks gott for his anti-transparent frock coat... ;)

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Re: Imperial Family Claimants Part 11
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2005, 11:23:23 AM »
Greetings Dearest Couriers:

You're very velcome Princess Pink!  And I do note that when the Tsar issues  imperial decrees you stand at the ready to attend to those self same issues.   :D

Now if I could just get the hall porter to carry me in the chaise without dropping me - that would be wonderful. ;D

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Re: Imperial Family Claimants Part 11
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2005, 02:10:50 PM »
There you are my dearies,couldn't find you :D Thought you all got transparant, just wanted to sent some budgies checking the whereabouts of my dearest family. As a spy I should have make better investigations, alas too ocupied with my blings and other me-matters. Sooo happy you're all here :-*

Anna 8)

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Re: Imperial Family Claimants Part 11
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2005, 02:22:54 PM »
Dearies,

OOOps I stumbled over an unindentified object making the big step to get here. I shall have to ask the hall porter if he didn't loose something on his way overhere.

Anna 8)



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Re: Imperial Family Claimants Part 11
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2005, 04:43:44 PM »
Nobles and Passer-Byers,

Oh dear. Where did my imperial mutt go? She isn't excactly the brightest bulb in the bunch. And her manners are quite poor...:-X
  Good grief, this ball has taken a sharp turn!  I have never heard of transparent fairytale creatures. You know, suddenly I feal a bit queasy, perhaps I should stay with Auntie Pink. . . :-/
  Relatives, I hate to be a perfectionist, but Part eleven?  I'm going easy on you, not slapping your table with a ruler and giving you a hundred word essay about the difference between Roman Numerals and our normal 1, 2, 3's. ;)
  Tea was delightful.  I made a mental note to wear my big derby hat, and my afternoon dress.  Unfortunately, I found out too late, all of my clothes I had packed are quite warm, so I came dressed like a polar bear.  Auntie Anna nearly called the zoo in surprise.
  Which brings me to something else, as old as this palace may be, air conditioning has been installed, and it's not supposed to freeze up. >:(  Last night (for those of us who fell asleep faster than I can talk) we had to fling open the windows, turn on all of the fans to where objects were being sent into orbit (okay, we drew the line there...), and sleep in our bathing suits. :-X  Dearie me, the weather has been most strange.  The weather man predicted scattered thunderstorms, but instead we got a nice day of scorching sun and broken air conditioners.  My Cookies-n-Cream melted before I could eat half. :(
  Oh dear, the little village children call.  They want to swim in the imperial pool.  I promised them candy if they came as the 7 Dwarfs (when I was going to be Snowwhite, I couldn't think of any elf maidens).  I'll have to break their poor hearts...

Until Later,
Shvibi :)

P.S. Now, don't be too startled about my short report.  I've been working on writing portfolios, and my fingers hurt from writing and typing.  You'll have your lengthy story in due time... ;D 8)
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anna

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Re: Imperial Family Claimants Part 11
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2005, 04:59:08 PM »
Helen dearie,

Dearie me, stumbling over that UFO, I stumbled over my words as well. Well, for a tourist you have a gift of the gab as I may say. You must come from a good nest by knowing your place and calling me highness. So you may speak, but you already did.
No, it's not what you think, it's much bigger. According to a footman it dropped from a chair. I spy will investigate the matter and identify this object. I will brief our family asap.
Anyway thanks for being so alert.

Anna 8) on duty not to be disturbed.

Btw how did you get on our premises, did you buy a ticket?

Janet_W.

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Re: Imperial Family Claimants Part 11
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2005, 09:53:25 PM »
Darlings, if this is Part 11, what happened to Parts 2 through 10?!

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Re: Imperial Family Claimants Part 11
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2005, 10:32:54 PM »
Parts 2 through 10  are currently being conducted on another planet somewhere in outer space in a parallel universe. All of the current Imperial Courtiers are  also participants in this other imperial blog.

BUT with one big difference:  We are all very young and  beautiful. :D ;D ::)  And have perfect families and perfect teeth.

;D :D ;)
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etonexile

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Re: Imperial Family Claimants Part 11
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2005, 10:56:46 PM »
What are y'all on and where can i get some... ???

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Re: Imperial Family Claimants Part 11
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2005, 12:09:18 AM »
I thought Parts 2 through 10 were sealed away in the secret archives that no one knows about, except maybe Anna, and would remaing sealed for 4,671 million years. Now you are tellng me all I have to do is travel to an altrenative universe and I can find those parts? Do you think the last three Star Wars episodes will be there too? And can I find out once and for all whether any of my poor relatives from the IF family really survived? T. Doug, you seem to have all the answers, everything is lost in space.

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Re: Imperial Family Claimants Part 11
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2005, 06:51:02 AM »
We, ALEXIS-PERCIVAL, Budgerigar of Budgerigars, Ph.D. of all Bird Brains, etc, etc.:

Are happy to report that the entire Imperial Budgerigar Court have successfully arrived here in part 11 with all Our feathers neatly in place.  Our search as commissioned by GD Anna has been successful though with rather fledglingish results from 'The Little Parakeet Tsareviches'TM, patent applied for, who along with the rest of us have maintained our downright excruciatingly cute appearances throughout all time warps in parts 2 through 10.

We eleven remain
HIM ALEXIS-PERCIVAL and the entire Imperial Budgerigar Court.   (accept no substitutes)
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pinklady

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Re: Imperial Family Claimants Part 11
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2005, 07:48:03 AM »
Dearest friends and valued family members,

Dahhling Grandest Duchess Janet, your wearing your tee shirt, arent you dearie? "Here Comes Trouble" in pink glitter on pink?? I knew it! ;D It was simply an Imperial Decree from our esteemed and transparent Tsar Doug, to start Part 11, you do know his word is law! And I thought he was being very Roman....... ;)

Well, dahhlings, how are all the transparent garments coming along? I suppose it doesnt really matter, does it?? ;D

Well, I am enjoying the sun in Monaco 8) 8)cruising on my yacht and enjoying the scenery and my Spanish sailing instructor, he's calling me.......

Her Extreme Pinkness
Princess Pink
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pinklady

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Re: Imperial Family Claimants Part 11
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2005, 08:01:46 AM »
My Dearest Eton in Exile,

We are all on an extreme high, and I've no idea when we'll come down! ;D ;)
The best advice is to come out of exile and register as a Claimant, absolutley no proof is needed, but I suppose you'll need an Imperial Grandmother or something. As for me, I just married my money, ooops, I mean the Prince. :o
Perhaps you could find a suitable royal consort? If your divorced it makes you much more attractive,

Sincerley
Princess Pink
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etonexile

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Re: Imperial Family Claimants Part 11
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2005, 08:08:40 AM »
Divorced men are more attractive...?
Maybe that's why my ex keeps calling...or does she just want the sofa...???

Noone's getting near my DNA...you can only photograph my ears and nose...but I'll have to charge for my inconvenience...and my shoe size has been fluctuating lately...water weight gain I should imagine...sigh....If only I were back in the Old Country...the one whose lingo I've forgotten... ???