Imperial Family Claimants Part 11

[Finelly]

I-I-I'm sorry.  I can't do it.  <sob>

I was gonna post something hilariously funny, but I find I'm overwhelmed and am now crying for Argentina.

Does anyone have any kleenex?

[Georgiy]

I dohave those spirally things! More and more coincidences! I feel that book coming on!
G Imperator

[Finelly]

Georgy!  This is fantastic!  We need to hire you a publicist.  Make sure you're seen in all the right places.....

[Margarita Markovna]

Um, you forget that I am married to Alexei.  He has first dibs.

Bubble gum bubble gum in a dish, how many pieces do you wish? ummm 4. Sorry, it landed on me, I get first choice.  

[Margarita Markovna]

And now, a musical interlude:




"Stand back, Buenos Aires!

"Becaaaause you wanna know what you're gonna get from me . . .

"Just a little bit of

Star Quality."  

 


Peronistically yours--

The GD/GP Janet

Evita?

[Finelly]

Evita?  Was Evita Anastasia?  Or Olga?

[Tasha_R]

Finelly,
No kleenex, but I do have a hankie.  Will that do?

RealAnastasia... je comprends.  Une vie en exile est tres dure...  mais les circonstances demandont soin, n'est-ce pas?  C'est comme mon grandpapa - il faut qu'il se cache pur la duree' de sa vie.  Et, a cause de ca, il etait malhereux et dure.  

Un question... les autres ici, est-ce qu'il est possible qu'ils ne sont pas un partis de la famille?  Ils ne parlent pas la langue des Courts Royal?

Well, folks, I'm on my way back via the sled dog route.  It appears as though the task of obtaining the treasure in Japan has been foiled, and I am quickly making my getaway.  It would be so nice to join you in the Alps, singing and dancing with the nuns, however I have a few other things to attend to.

TTFN,
Princess Tasha (who did not enter the palace uninvited, I might add, as I was actually enroute)

[Douglas]

Dearest Courtiers:

Hello GD Tasha:  I know you're slighty new to our family of imperial courtiers.  Let me please advise that the language of this particular imperial court is Icelantic and one of the native languages of Africa, I forget which one right now.

Sometimes as night we observe total silence which means that all communication is done in mime and American or English sign language.

Please sign up for the required courses at the college in Tsarskoe at your earliest convenience which means today in court language.

Also there is a course this summer:  "Understanding How to Know Royals: Ears 101"

Another course offered is: "Your Imperial Heritage: Real or Fake".  Offered as a pay per day course.  Each day is $.03 cents EU or in U. S. coins...no Canadian coins are accepted.  There is a coin machine in the lobby for your convenience.

If there are other courses that you deem necessary please advise as soon as possible.

Please sign up for any courses that you haven't  taken. If there is some course you would like to teach, please advise the office...no expertise is required  in the course you desire to teach.

[Margarita Markovna]

Evita?  Was Evita Anastasia?  Or Olga?

This adds a new twist. Actually, no, I was just naming the show. It's what I do.

That's gonna be my first act as a princess. I'm going to make all the Broadway shows come to Russia and give me personal performances.  

[lexi4]

And now, a musical interlude:




"Stand back, Buenos Aires!

"Becaaaause you wanna know what you're gonna get from me . . .

"Just a little bit of

Star Quality."  

 


Peronistically yours--

The GD/GP Janet

Now isn't this interesting. My sister comes out of the convent alive with the sound of music.
Someone needs to capture Mel Brooks and torture him with Disney music.

[Finelly]

But....but....I LOVE Mel Brooks!

Couldn't we torture someone else with Disney songs?

Some suggestions:

1.  Ron Popeil (sp?)
2.  Lindsey Lohan
3.  Simon from "American Idol"
4.  The guy who wrote the song "Feelings"

[RealAnastasia]

Finelly,
No kleenex, but I do have a hankie.  Will that do?

RealAnastasia... je comprends.  Une vie en exile est tres dure...  mais les circonstances demandont soin, n'est-ce pas?  C'est comme mon grandpapa - il faut qu'il se cache pur la duree' de sa vie.  Et, a cause de ca, il etait malhereux et dure.  

Un question... les autres ici, est-ce qu'il est possible qu'ils ne sont pas un partis de la famille?  Ils ne parlent pas la langue des Courts Royal?

Well, folks, I'm on my way back via the sled dog route.  It appears as though the task of obtaining the treasure in Japan has been foiled, and I am quickly making my getaway.  It would be so nice to join you in the Alps, singing and dancing with the nuns, however I have a few other things to attend to.

TTFN,
Princess Tasha (who did not enter the palace uninvited, I might add, as I was actually enroute)

Bonjour, Princess Tasha!:

                                            Well, you may notice that the majority of these claimants are fake ones! They can't speak the Court Royal's language! If they can't speak French, they are not Royals! Those who don't speak French are just pretender and not real family members.

                                              But you, Tasha, you are one of ours, that's for sure! Now, I'll travel to Japan just to help you discover the "trésor". And if you really enjoy it, we'll go to Salzburg to sing and dance with the nuns and the little children. I know very closely Baron Von Trapp who is very nice. He is a nobleman, after all!

                                                 Au revoir, ma chère! On se voit là-bas, au Japon!

RealAnastasia.

[Finelly]

Mais......je parle francais!

[RealAnastasia]

Ah! Enfin! Je vous recconnais comme de notre grand famille, Finelly!  

RealAnastasia.

[lexi4]

But....but....I LOVE Mel Brooks!

Couldn't we torture someone else with Disney songs?

Some suggestions:

1.  Ron Popeil (sp?)
2.  Lindsey Lohan
3.  Simon from "American Idol"
4.  The guy who wrote the song "Feelings"

I vote hands down for the guy who wrote feelings. Now I can't get that stupid song out of my head.  Help! Tsar Doug. This is too much torture for a princess to bear. The song Feelings is now Echos in my mind. I fear my dear sister's musical mind wash is contagious. SOS