Imperial Family Claimants...Part 2

[pinklady]

Dearest family members and valued friends

I have my outfit in order for Grand Duchess Anna's 8)Party, a translucent white frock, pink sash, and an upside down pink potty for my headdress, sporting a spray of pink feathers off to the side. Simply ravishing
Can hardly wait,

Cherio Toodles

Princess Pink
Her Pinkish Higness

[Finelly]

Pinlady - Tres, tres chic!!!!!

Margarita and I will come in our Ascot hats and our noses.  

[Margarita Markovna]

Speak for yourself. Considering that my nose is part of my evidence, I may just leave it at home. YOU, however, can lose your evidence, but when the authorities crown me princess I'll laugh in your face.  

[Finelly]

Silly Margarita.

If I don't keep it with me, I lose it.  Think about it.

Can you ALWAYS find your keys?  no, because you do not have them stapled to your wrist.

Can you ALWAYS find your camera?  No, because it is not embedded in the palm of your hand.

But your nose......well, at least I always know where mine is.  Right here, on that round thing on top of my neck.

[Margarita Markovna]

Don't you put it in an imperial safe? I personally entrust my nose to a safe surrounded by a score of guards and secret servicemen.

[Finelly]

You don't watch enough thrillers on the telly, do you?

Secret servicepeople and guards can be corrupted.  Safes can be broken into.  Noses can be stolen.

<sigh>  Do as you wish.  But if you attend the schloss fete without the nose, how will we know where the center of your face is?

[Margarita Markovna]

Sorry it took so long to reply, I just ran to the safe and took my nose back. Now you will know where the center of my face is.

Haha...have you noticed me scolding you in various parts of the forum?

[Finelly]

Yes, I wince whenever I open a thread..........

Cruel, cruel.

[Margarita Markovna]

But the things I "yell" at you for are real! You really do post things like "I am and right and you are, of course, wrong"!!

[Finelly]

That is because I AM right, and everyone else IS wrong!

There is no crime in posting the truth.

I will be away from the board for a bit, because the aliens from outer space have penetrated my aluminum foil hat and are commanding me to go to the gym in order to maintain my royal figure.

[Margarita Markovna]

YOU ARE NOT ALWAYS RIGHT. SOMETIMES I AM.


Those darn aliens. They're telling me to go eat breakfast, which means putting the computer away because the tsar will not let the imperial food go near the imperial laptop.

[Margarita Markovna]

Ooooh, I got the first post on the second page!

[Margarita Markovna]

The Grand Duchess is bored. I saw that Finelly was on but now she's not. Only Georgiy. Somebody post something!

[Georgiy]

Really Princess Fin should have kept her potty hat on, and not exchanged it for some new-fangled aluminium thing. It is her own fault those aliens are playing with her mind.

I'm sitting at home with the flu (non-infectious - at least that is what I am telling you....) and am bored! It is a dreary, miserable wet day I hae the fire (er, i mean electric heater) roaring and have been mulling over what Imperial thing we should do today, and my fevered mind has come up with the wonderful idea of having an Imperial Pyjama Party. Now, I am almost sure it has been done before, but mine will have a twist - it will be a Scottish Pyjama Party as I noticed in my delirium I started writing in Scottish (above I wrote hae instead of Have and couldn't be bothered changing it), so come on over for a wee dram or two, and I promise no haggis nor highland flings! (And I'm really, really truely not infectious! Och aye the noo!)

Georgiy Imperator

[Margarita Markovna]

GOOD IDEA

I'm scottish. i think this is an excellent idea.

what do you wear to an imperial pajama party?