Martyn - you and I are in perfect accord. And I'll willingly accept the post at Vogue - if you'll come along too and tell me when I make mistakes ... I mean, can one wear plaid and stripes and still look good? (The answer's probably yes, but only if it's by Chanel and worn by Nicole Kidman!)
There are no good pictures of Anne in recent years. Even her wedding photos to Tim make her look like she's smirking rather than smiling. Good pictures of her were taken in the 1970s and nothing decent's been done since. She's a messy grumpy frump and will remain so for eternity ...
Do you watch Absolutely Fabulous? If so, remember when Patsy and Eddie did a charity fashion show? Eddie says she'll go down in history as the woman who got Princess Anne into a Vivienne Westwood basque ... an absolute howler of a scene!!