Imperial Claimants...Part 5

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" Aaaand we don't want to be called Mother dear."

Perfectly okay my lovlies, I certainly don't mind being their Auntie!!!!!  

[Margarita Markovna]

I like you being the aunt better also. I mean, "cherished niece" happens. "cherished daughter" doesn't exist, but there is a "daughter I grounded for coming in ten minutes past curfew". I think all the other young GD's being forced to take lessons will agree.

[Janet_W.]

Tsar Doug:

Now wait just a cotton-pickin' minute. I don't have ANY memory of what you mention, and to insinuate that I am Mommy Dearest to zillions of Baby Space Children Imperial Claimants--Well!--I'm having enough trouble trying to get MOI recongized, let alone an entirely new generation!

The Auntie But Not The Mommie GD/GP Janet

P.S.  I do believe it's time for Part 6.

[Shvibzik]

I like you being the aunt better also. I mean, "cherished niece" happens. "cherished daughter" doesn't exist, but there is a "daughter I grounded for coming in ten minutes past curfew". I think all the other young GD's being forced to take lessons will agree.

Here, here!  (Or is is "Hear, hear"?  Dratted something-nyms. )

BTW, with my mentioning of grammar, I thought you all would like to be informed that this afternoon after coming back from the mall, I came to my room's door and found it locked.  My arms were full of bags, so I didn't immediately see the note on the door.  And besides, I had already suffered many falls down the stairs just getting up them, and I wouldn't have been able to read it so soon anyway.

But after putting down all my bags, I snatched the post-it now and found that my aunties had all pitched in to placing me in a boarding school!  My bags were what I had tripped on in the main lobby, packed and all.

So I'm afraid I'll be gone for sometime; but I will keep watching you all through my crystal ball and maybe send you all a note or two ripped from my research paper every once in a while.

But for now, toodles.  I am heading off in my plaid miniskirt and blouse, ready to stick my nose in some books (which will be covering my magazines, of course ).

Goodbye for now,
Shvibzik  (the Big Sis?  Yay, more siblings to out-shout)

[Janet_W.]

Dearest Shvibzik:

Your Auntie (ah, what a blessed term!) GD/GP says "Hear hear!" to your expressed sentiments, but of course is so sorry you won't be "here here" but "there there" for some time to come. Nonetheless, your fellow aunties and I feel that boarding school will be character-building (just THINK what Gordonstoun did for Prince Charles)* and we wish you all the very best in Switzerland, eating all that cheese and getting to know all those delightful Alpine guides.

Please write us and we promise to write back to you, and maybe even visit!  

Your Doting Auntie GP/GD Janet


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