I could add two names to the bad baby names list that I heard in a story fifteen or twenty years ago. A woman who gave birth to fraternal twins is said to have named them MALE (pronounced Maalay) and FEMALE (pronounced Femaalay). It is rather like naming your dog DOG, except that the animal would be unaware of the snickers and odd looks when the name is read aloud by a confounded teacher in a school class.
David