Author Topic: Love Lives of William and Harry (Read 115982 times)

Eric_Lowe · « **Reply #300 on:** June 10, 2007, 10:53:51 PM »

Exactly...

Martyn · « **Reply #301 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:43:40 AM »

Quote from: grandduchessella on June 10, 2007, 09:48:16 PM

At risk of sounding ridiculous--like Paris Hilton would have any chance with Prince William, she's a Catholic so whatever else her (dis)qualifications, that would seem to put an end to it.

Oh I could just die laughing at the idea...........................

Princess Paris - it has a certain ring to it, n'est-ce pas??!! The ring of cash registers racking up the magazine sales, without doubt! The jailbird princess - I love it!

One thing is for certain, if Paris did marry into the RF, the Duchess of York would never have to worry about her own past and present shenanigans.....!!!

Duke of New Jersey · « **Reply #302 on:** June 11, 2007, 03:11:32 PM »

I wonder how much of a dowry, if any, Paris would bring to the Windsors?

-Duke of NJ

grandduchessella · « **Reply #303 on:** June 11, 2007, 03:38:11 PM »

Quote from: Martyn on June 11, 2007, 07:43:40 AM

Quote from: grandduchessella on June 10, 2007, 09:48:16 PM
At risk of sounding ridiculous--like Paris Hilton would have any chance with Prince William, she's a Catholic so whatever else her (dis)qualifications, that would seem to put an end to it.

Oh I could just die laughing at the idea...........................

Princess Paris - it has a certain ring to it, n'est-ce pas??!! The ring of cash registers racking up the magazine sales, without doubt! The jailbird princess - I love it!

One thing is for certain, if Paris did marry into the RF, the Duchess of York would never have to worry about her own past and present shenanigans.....!!!

It is crazy, isn't it? I almost didn't want to add onto the discussion it's so out-there. She would definitely make Sarah Ferguson look like a perfect model of decorum and dainty behavior.

Eric_Lowe · « **Reply #304 on:** June 11, 2007, 07:35:59 PM »

Yes...However Paris is an heiress and does not have to depend on the RF financially like Diana and Fergie. She would be another Marie Coburg in wealth.

Martyn · « **Reply #305 on:** June 12, 2007, 05:56:09 AM »

Quote from: Eric_Lowe on June 11, 2007, 07:35:59 PM

Yes...However Paris is an heiress and does not have to depend on the RF financially like Diana and Fergie. She would be another Marie Coburg in wealth.

Oh I just love the direction this discussion has taken - it is so off-the -wall it is mind blowing!

Imagine, a royal princess/duchess with a criminal record who has actually done time!!! Rich or not, there is no way that could ever be erased. Perhaps she could have a set of iron bars included in her coat of arms??!!

Duke of New Jersey · « **Reply #306 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:46:08 PM »

I wonder how her official portrait would look?

-Duke of NJ

Duke of New Jersey · « **Reply #307 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:55:37 PM »

Here is one of Paris Hilton looking almost decent:

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060911/060911_paris_hmed_1p.hmedium.jpg

-Duke of NJ

grandduchessella · « **Reply #308 on:** June 12, 2007, 02:39:26 PM »

Quote from: Martyn on June 12, 2007, 05:56:09 AM

Quote from: Eric_Lowe on June 11, 2007, 07:35:59 PM
Yes...However Paris is an heiress and does not have to depend on the RF financially like Diana and Fergie. She would be another Marie Coburg in wealth.

Oh I just love the direction this discussion has taken - it is so off-the -wall it is mind blowing!

Imagine, a royal princess/duchess with a criminal record who has actually done time!!! Rich or not, there is no way that could ever be erased. Perhaps she could have a set of iron bars included in her coat of arms??!!

Not to mention a homemade porn video and numerous images of her privates all over the internet. Would make Fergie's toe-sucking photos look positively chaste.

But can you really say you don't give her Wallis-level admiration for her taste in jewels?

Her poodle brooch with emeralds and crystals.

Eric_Lowe · « **Reply #309 on:** June 12, 2007, 07:43:51 PM »

Yes...do reminded me of Wallis and "slippers"

Mary R. · « **Reply #310 on:** June 12, 2007, 09:31:31 PM »

Her jewels would certainly be an interesting addition to the trove

... as Queen Mary rolls over in her grave.

Mary R.

Eric_Lowe · « **Reply #311 on:** June 12, 2007, 10:37:20 PM »

I don't think Wallis has much "histotrical" jewels...May herself gave Wallis a lovely pearl necklace. And yes...one could understand why HM is tight with jewel giving to her various daughters-in-laws...

FaithWhiteRose · « **Reply #312 on:** June 13, 2007, 01:04:21 PM »

Quote from: Duke of New Jersey on June 11, 2007, 03:11:32 PM

I wonder how much of a dowry, if any, Paris would bring to the Windsors?

-Duke of NJ

lol. the RF would be rolling in dollar bills

Mary R. · « **Reply #313 on:** June 13, 2007, 04:41:53 PM »

Perhaps sample hotel shampoos and soaps would be her dowry?

Mary R.

Eric_Lowe · « **Reply #314 on:** June 13, 2007, 07:39:58 PM »

More like stocks in the hotel.

Their child can be called Nicky, Conrad or just Hilton Mountbatten-Windsor...Cool name !

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