Thanks, FA. I had a feeling it wasn't real but I'm completely clueless in these matters. I thought it was a different seller from the one who sells the cigarette cases, etc (with the photo of who it 'belonged' to next to them) but when I checked through the whole listings, yes it's the same one--others have the photo.
Yes, it's on ebay and it's for several thousand dollars. He (or she) has many 'Faberge' and other such items listed currently:
DIAMONDS DIPPING PEN FROM TSAR'S DESK.RUSSIAN, FABERGE IT WAS ON TSAR'S DESK IN CATHERINE PALACE.+CERTIFICATE! ($4500)
"This is absolutely one of a kind,world-ultra rare,a real museum exponent object of art with high historical value!!! This is vermeil silver&obsidian precious stone dipping pen,decorated with 0.7 carat diamonds,made by Faberge's head workmaster Victor Aarne. The dipping pen is in mint condition,comes with its original presentation box,signed inside in russian"Faberge,St Petersburg,Moscow,Odessa,Kiev,London",and decorated with the cipher of the Tsar. The pen is signed with the Faberge's hall mark "Kф",with the Victor Aarne hall mark"ВA" in russian,and with 84 silver mark. It has a removable steel nib,which fit on the holder. The obsidian precious stone has amazing laight brown colour,and is in mint condition too. The nib holder section is decorated with the Tsar's cipher,with red enamel,surounded with diamonds. All diamonds are with the finest E colour,and VS1 clarity,old european cut. This treasure has been ordered by hes majesty Nicholas II to Faberge's workshop in St Petersburg,and it has been in use on the Tsar's desk in the Cathrine Palace in Tsarskoe selo.(you can see the original photo of the Tsar's desk above,and you also can see this very dipping pen with few more ,staing in a pen-holder goblet.) The dipping pen was "nationalized" by the Red army in 1917 together with all Imperial property. 80 years after that it apeared on antiques auction in Paris. IT COMES WITH A CERTIFICATE,SO BUY WITH CONFIDENCE!"


ONE OF A KIND RUSSIAN FABERGE CRYSTAL,GOLD&RUBYS EGG ($9,999.99 )
"This is absolutely ONE OF A KIND WORLDWIDE and incomparable in beauty AUTHENTIC Faberge's miniature Easter Egg-a real museum exponent! It has been ordered to Faberge by hes majesty Nicholas II,as a special Easter gift for hes dauther Anastasia,during the Easter celebrations in 1909 in Moscow.This egg has been found in the Winter Palace in 1917 by an communist officer when the palace was ransaced by the Red Army.80 years later it has been offered in auction in Paris... This treasure is made of solid 14k gold,and genuine hand polished mountain crystal!!! This was one of the Faberge's favourit combination between 2 noble materials.As every Faberge egg,this one also has a surprise inside-when you open the egg ,you will find a small silver hen .When you remove the brid,you will find its small genuine ruby cabochon egg!!! On the top of the egg you will see the Romanov family coat of arms-the crowned double headed eagle,also made of pure gold!!! The egg is hall marked with the Faberge's hall mark in cyrillic "K.ФАБЕРЖЕ",and with the 56 kokoshnik gold mark.On the botom of the egg ,you can see the year-1909,when the egg has been awarded by the Tsar to hes dauther..."

Also:
"This is absolutely one of a kind,world-ultra rare,a real museum exponent object of art with high historical value!!! This is an unique Imperial Russian hand painted porcelain Easter egg,made by the famous "IMPERIAL PORCELAIN MANUFACTORY" in 1900. The egg is finely painted with an image of Saint Nicholas the Miracle-maker,tooled gilt borger on a gold ground.On the back side is painted an image of 2 angels,and writen in russian"Христос Воскресе". The image of Saint Nicholas is the most rare ,and most wanted between collectors,because only 20 pieces has been ever made by the Imperial Porcelain Manufactory",specialy for the Imperial court.(you can see on the photo below a similar porcelain easter egg with the image of St Alexander Nevsky,sold in Sotheby's auction on 14th June 2007 for 7500Euro-about $10.000!!!). It is so expencive,because the image is a real painting,painted by master.(moust porcelain eggs was produced with printed images that time. Only those,produced for the Imperial court was all hand painted!!! So they are extremely collectible and valuble nowadays. The egg is in absolutely mint condition and it comes with its oriiginal ribbon. This treasure is really incomparable in beauty,and it is indeed the most beautiful porcelain egg, that I have ever seen alive! This unique masterpiece has a really amazing story- it has been awarded to Grand Duchess Olga Konstantinovna by hes majesty Nicholas II." "
The thing is, this seller has almost 100% positive feedback (and the negative I saw didn't have to do with the item itself but rather not receiving it). Very sad. Anyone who wants to see some of the other items can go take a look--he has 250 listed and many of them are like those above.